17 Hilarious Signs From This Week That Had Me Spitting Out My Drink
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"The Sweetest Voice...Or Not!"
A sign advises against climbing the stairs because "there is no fourth floor," and warns that any voices heard are definitely not your loved ones. -
"Beware of the Karen!"
A lawn sign reads, "My neighbor is a Karen" and "Caution: Nosey Neighbor," with balloons for dramatic flair. Stay back, folks! -
"Not Drunk, Just Dodging Potholes!"
The back of a car sports a sign that says, "Dodging Potholes, Not Drunk." Priorities, people! -
"Mark the LEGO Legend!"
A handwritten LEGO card introduces Mark, age 28, and his masterpiece: a worm. Truly a work of art. -
"Strong Enough for Grocery Day!"
A sign boasts, "I'm getting stronger with age. I can now lift $100 worth of groceries with one hand." Relatable strength goals! -
"Trucker's Message: Problem Solved!"
The back of a truck announces: "Don't like trucks? Stop buying stuff! Problem solved!" It’s called tough love, y’all. -
"How to Handle Unattended Kids Like a Pro!"
A hilarious sign warns: "Unattended children will be given an energy drink and taught to swear." Consider this a public service. -
"Taco Lovers Unite!"
A sign explains, "Sorry, we are closed due to short staff." Below that: "Hire taller staff because I need a taco!" Priorities, people. -
"Pre-Crazy Elon Purchase!"
A Tesla's window sticker reads, "I bought this before we knew Elon was crazy." Noted. -
"Brian...With a Y!"
A coffee cup boldly displays, "Brian with a Y." Because spelling matters, people! -
"Double the Speed Limit Confusion!"
A 25 mph speed limit sign sits frozen under a layer of ice, making it look like there are two signs. Double the caution? -
"Sales Pitch Fee, Pay Up!"
A sign declares a £10 per minute charge for listening to sales or religious pitches, with a 5-minute minimum. Genius. -
"Wet Floor...Or Pool?"
A "Wet Floor" caution sign floats aimlessly in a swimming pool. Well played. -
"Duck...New Driver Alert!"
A bumper sticker featuring a cartoon duck reads, "New driver, my driving scares me too." Honesty is key. -
"World's Best...CSS Developer?"
A 3D-printed trophy proudly labels someone as the "World's Best CSS Developer." The recognition we all need. -
"The 'I'll Be Back' Loop!"
A sign humorously says, "Hey, I'll be back in 5 mins. If not, just read this message again." You're trapped now. -
"When Pikachu's Face Says It All..."
A wooden plaque features the famous surprised Pikachu meme with text about defying management's rules. LMAO-worthy!
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