17 Funniest Signs This Week That Made Me Laugh So Hard, I Choked On My Drink

These hilarious signs from the past week are exactly the kind of comedy gold you need right now. From cheeky warnings about nosey neighbors and pothole-dodging drivers to brutally honest messages about unattended kids and tacos, these signs are guaranteed to crack you up.

17 Hilarious Signs From This Week That Had Me Spitting Out My Drink

  1. "The Sweetest Voice...Or Not!"
    A sign advises against climbing the stairs because "there is no fourth floor," and warns that any voices heard are definitely not your loved ones.
  2. "Beware of the Karen!"
    A lawn sign reads, "My neighbor is a Karen" and "Caution: Nosey Neighbor," with balloons for dramatic flair. Stay back, folks!
  3. "Not Drunk, Just Dodging Potholes!"
    The back of a car sports a sign that says, "Dodging Potholes, Not Drunk." Priorities, people!
  4. "Mark the LEGO Legend!"
    A handwritten LEGO card introduces Mark, age 28, and his masterpiece: a worm. Truly a work of art.
  5. "Strong Enough for Grocery Day!"
    A sign boasts, "I'm getting stronger with age. I can now lift $100 worth of groceries with one hand." Relatable strength goals!
  6. "Trucker's Message: Problem Solved!"
    The back of a truck announces: "Don't like trucks? Stop buying stuff! Problem solved!" It’s called tough love, y’all.
  7. "How to Handle Unattended Kids Like a Pro!"
    A hilarious sign warns: "Unattended children will be given an energy drink and taught to swear." Consider this a public service.
  8. "Taco Lovers Unite!"
    A sign explains, "Sorry, we are closed due to short staff." Below that: "Hire taller staff because I need a taco!" Priorities, people.
  9. "Pre-Crazy Elon Purchase!"
    A Tesla's window sticker reads, "I bought this before we knew Elon was crazy." Noted.
  10. "Brian...With a Y!"
    A coffee cup boldly displays, "Brian with a Y." Because spelling matters, people!
  11. "Double the Speed Limit Confusion!"
    A 25 mph speed limit sign sits frozen under a layer of ice, making it look like there are two signs. Double the caution?
  12. "Sales Pitch Fee, Pay Up!"
    A sign declares a £10 per minute charge for listening to sales or religious pitches, with a 5-minute minimum. Genius.
  13. "Wet Floor...Or Pool?"
    A "Wet Floor" caution sign floats aimlessly in a swimming pool. Well played.
  14. "Duck...New Driver Alert!"
    A bumper sticker featuring a cartoon duck reads, "New driver, my driving scares me too." Honesty is key.
  15. "World's Best...CSS Developer?"
    A 3D-printed trophy proudly labels someone as the "World's Best CSS Developer." The recognition we all need.
  16. "The 'I'll Be Back' Loop!"
    A sign humorously says, "Hey, I'll be back in 5 mins. If not, just read this message again." You're trapped now.
  17. "When Pikachu's Face Says It All..."
    A wooden plaque features the famous surprised Pikachu meme with text about defying management's rules. LMAO-worthy!

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